Rebecca's cat talk corner

Miow! My name is Alfred..I belong to a boy named Zak and i live with my sister Miss Mog.
I wanted to do a cat talk corner.

Miow= hello, WOW!, how are you?, im thirsty, i feel ill,
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr= Im happy, I like this, Carry on doing what your doing!
HISSSSSSSS= I hate you! Go away! Ow that hurt!

Now maybe you can understand YOUR cat.

Purr to you all!
Alfred (miooooow!)

The evil cats in my house do thae first one to get your attention. So you stroke them and they start purring... then you stroke them more and they hiss and then kill you.

As I said.. pure evil....

Joe Xx

JoeC wrote:The evil cats in my house do thae first one to get your attention. So you stroke them and they start purring... then you stroke them more and they hiss and then kill you.

As I said.. pure evil....

Joe Xx

Miow Joe!

Surely NOT! I must come and see these cats of yours. No cat is bad. None are evil. None are PURE evil! Nu uh! Only animal on planet that are evil are those big things that go BARK BARK GRRRR GROWL! One of these
Horrible creatures!
OH NO!
There is one outside my house!! AHHHH! I need a stroke! Im scared!!
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
(yes alfred?)
MIOW!
(strokes alfred)
PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Purrs to you.
Alfred

z

Funny???? Funny???? CAT TALK IS SERIOUS! and what are ya anyway! Mogs says your a bean..but your picture is a milk carton....so i am confused...or miowed as we say here in cat land.

Mogs says to post up How Are You

It is:
Miow Miow Purr Purr Miow Miow?

Answers:
I am good: Miow Miow Purr Purrino.
I am angry: Hiss Hiss Hiss a dee Hiss!
I am sick: (in a pitiful wail) Miiiiiooooooooooooooow.

That Big mean growly is outside again!!!! BEANS I NEED YoU REALLY BAD NOW!